wonderful world of jefef

This is addictive

Daddy Phelps — Mon, 04 May 2009 04:26:14 +0000

tee hee

Daddy Phelps — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:16:20 +0000

take it to him little man

Daddy Phelps — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:10:32 +0000

What the deer

Daddy Phelps — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 18:23:37 +0000

I know that people are most mad when they are mad at themselves, at least I think so. So this morning I was really mad at myself when I almost hit a deer.

Let me break down the scenario. By my home a new bridge just opened up. The road leading to the bridge is wooded for the first 300 yards and as soon as you cross the bridge you are in a housing development.

It was 6:00 am and it was still pitch black outside. I turned left onto the road that has the bridge to see an oncoming truck sitting still about 200 yards up the road. Why the hell is he just sitting there I thought to myself? I was doing my best to ignore him when I realize he has his high beam lights on. When I was about 60 yards away from him he finally turned off his high beams, which drew my attention from the road. Luckily the guy turned off his high beams because I could finally see the 2 deer standing on the median of the road less than 20 feet away.

As quick as lightning, one jumped out in front of the car and I slammed on my breaks. As soon as he jumped I heard myself gasp. I am not easily startled, but this left a little puddle of pudding in my knickers.

The dickheaded deer made it past without ripping off my bumper and breaking out my headlight. Thank goodness. Thank peanut butter and jelly. Thank Easter. Thank whatever made this miraculous thing happen.

I made it through unscathed and the other deer turned and ran off the other way. Everyone was okay. But if I ever see that other deer or that jerk with the high beams, so help me aunt jemima, I would like to imagine me kicking thier asses.

It’s a new day

Daddy Phelps — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 13:46:01 +0000

I have decided that I am going to change the format of this page to something more funner for me. I don’t get a lot of traffic as it is, so I don’t think I will be hurting too many peoples feelings on this one.

Previously I would only post if I found an interesting subject or cool vidoes and/or pictures. I am now just going to post whatever the hell I feel like posting. Oh, and I am raising the rating for this site. So expect to see some ranting and cussing. I may even spit a little, but not sure how that will transcend from my mouth to keyboard to post

((*spit*))

So here goes nothing. I am going to hunker down, place my hands behind my knees and squeeze out some shit. You may or may not like it but things should become much more interesting around here.

an oldie but a goody

Daddy Phelps — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 20:00:13 +0000

the dramatic birth of a black hole

Daddy Phelps — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 19:47:09 +0000

Full article here

babies are like sponges

Daddy Phelps — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:25:28 +0000

So you may or may not know that we have a little baby girl in the house. She is only 5 months old, but my wife is already on me using swear words.

I don’t normally swear in everyday conversation, but I do like how they taste in my mouth and I love shooting one off here and there. There is just nothing like a good swear word to make people listen to what you are saying.

So like any good addict I am going to replace this habit with another one. This is what I will do instead:

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Shut the smurf up you stupid smurfing smurf.

If I wanted to hear your smurf I would squeeze your smurfing head.

I have never met such a worthless peice of smurf in my life.

smurf you, you smurfing smurf.

You smell like smurf.

That tastes like smurf.

Awe smurf.

I just got some of that smurf in my mouth.

Shut the smurf up.

Eat smurf and die.

That stripper was waving her smurf all up and down my face.

Your a real smurf bag. You know that?

damn you

Daddy Phelps — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 20:25:06 +0000

Just when I thought it was okay to make fun of animals that act funny a video like this comes along and makes me feel bad about being such a heartless jerk.

This is not an ugly video at all. Make no mistake, I didn’t post something that is making fun of a cute little cat. This video is merely to raise awareness for this cat’s disorder. It’s actually pretty cute.

i’m seriously lol’ing

Daddy Phelps — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:08:59 +0000

This is just like the game that we use to play in grade school where everyone would whisper a phrase or saying to the person next to them. The beginning phrase and the end phrase were ridiculously different. This game is in essence the same. The major difference is that one person will draw the phrase and then the next person needs to explain the drawing. Rinse/Repeat and you have BrokenPictureTelephone