babies are like sponges

So you may or may not know that we have a little baby girl in the house.  She is only  5 months old, but my wife is already on me using swear words.

I don’t normally swear in everyday conversation, but I do like how they taste in my mouth and I love shooting one off here and there.  There is just nothing like a good swear word to make people listen to what you are saying.

So like any good addict I am going to replace this habit with another one.  This is what I will do instead:

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Shut the smurf up you stupid smurfing smurf.

 

If I wanted to hear your smurf I would squeeze your smurfing head.

 

I have never met such a worthless peice of smurf in my life.

 

smurf you, you smurfing smurf.

 

You smell like smurf.

 

That tastes like smurf.

 

Awe smurf.

 

I just got some of that smurf in my mouth.

 

Shut the smurf up.

 

Eat smurf and die.

 

That stripper was waving her smurf all up and down my face.

 

Your a real smurf bag. You know that?

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